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EVIL ALIEN (TO THE DOCTOR) “Who are you?”

DR: “That’s right.”

EA: What’s right?

DR: No, ‘Who’s right.”

EA: Who’s right?

DR: Yes. Precisely.

EA: What?

DR; Who!

EA: I asked you who you are!

DR: Yes, I believe we’ve covered that already.

EA: Covered What?

DR: No, it’s ‘Who’. Who! I’m not Dr. Watt!

EA: Doctor What?

DR: Doctor Who!!! Oh hell, where’s K-9?

K-9: I am here, mas-ter.

EA: Who’s K-9???

DR: Oh let’s not go there. K-9? Zap him for me, will you? There’s a good dog.

K-9: *ZAP!*

DR: No second chances.

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