ONE NIGHT IN A PUB IN CARDIFF

David Tennant was playing snooker in a pub, when John Sims walked up to him.”Hullo, mate!” David exclaimed. “I’ve spent a long time searching for you, Doctor.” Looking baffled, David said, “Come again?” “You can’t hide from me, Doctor-- furthermore, I challenge you to a game--winner takes the planet!”

“Erm--riiight. have you been drinking, John?” "You fool! I’m the Master!” Shrugging, David played--and won. “The Master” stormed off. Watching him, David sipped his beer--and nearly choked. David saw the “Master” open the door of the men’s loo. Seconds later, with a groaning noise--the loo vanished!

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