THERE AIN'T NUTHIN' LIKE A DAME

Actor David Tennant was invited to give a speech at an all-girls school. In advance of the talk, he got a note from the headmistress, that it was vital that he be politically correct. “I’d never want to offend anyone,” said David.

The speech was about working in intimate situations with co-stars: “Well, there was Billie, my pectorally superior, peroxide-dependant co-star. And, I often work with wardrobe impaired, terminally attractive females, in horizontally accessible positions.” He grinned broadly. “I do enjoy a serious lip exchange with my co-stars…” he frowned, “except for the horse, Arthur, his breath was odor defective.”

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