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Spidey: I'm
back! with what appears to be the longest review so far! Skull's
gonna be pissed that someone stole his record. Damned emo-glitch
tried to stop me from posting today; so to celebrate my ability to
post anyway I'm randomly going to be introducing even MORE
characters! Sidney: WHAT?! Freddy: WHAT?! Ash: WHAT?! Jason: WHAT? Spidey: You
heard me the first time! Introducing, all the characters from
Bokurano! FIRST QUESTION! From:
DtecnoKira ...Hm
I need to reread this. You mentioned Uzumaki, brought in
Naruto To
Norman: Who the hell are you? To
Ash: How old were you when you lost your virginity? To all: What is the greatest thing you can think of doing
with Icy Hot? Spidey: If all of these horror icons were
about to have their movies banned Ash: Apparently, in
Japan, your movie is known as Captain Supermarket...your To everyone: What would you do if you had a notebook
that could control the Freddy: Do you realize
Sailor Saturn could pwn you badly? Anyway, do you Ash
said: I love all of them, but FF8 is the best in the series! -runs
off to To everyone: If you were in super smash
brothers, what would your movesets To Spidey, if you are familiar with Freakazoid,
how could you not remember Spidey: Meh,
Naruto himself didn't get asked anything. And you KNOW I'm referring
to a different Uzumaki! Norman: I'm
Norman Bates...and this is my mother. -gestures to a blank space next
to him, then suddenly puts on a wig- Pleased to meet you young
man...Kill him Norman, while I've got him distracted! But mother,
killing is wrong! Don't make me do it myself! Michael: I
killed my sister when I was little. Then I grew up and tried to kill
my other sister; then I killed my sister's daughter, along with lots
of teenagers... Ash: None of
your business; you're not getting any from me kid. Freddy: Have
you? Jigsaw: -pulls
lever, causing Dtecno to fall through a trapdoor- I want to play a
game... Ash: Nobody I
know.... Spidey: But
chapter 17... Ash: What?
everyone else gets to have a continuity error, don't I get one? Spidey: I would
make it so noone every asks 'everyone' questions again... Hannibal: Eating
people would be legal... Shuichi: I'd get
rid of whatever evil is in that town that my girlfriend lives in so I
wouldn't have to be afraid of anything spiral shaped whenever I go
there. Ash: A world
without deadites attacks...well, maybe there'd still be a FEW deadite
attacks, just to keep me from getting rusty... Sidney: People
with knives and Ghostface masks wouldn't constantly try to kill
me.... SF: There'd be
more spirals in the world....-spins eyes- SM: There would
be no spirals in the world, and my husband wouldn't be so damned
obsessed with them. SF: Woman, if
you keep bad talking spirals, I'm gonna make spirals out of you do
you hear me! -walks towards her menacingly- Spidey: Sidney!
Distract him! use the naked dancing... Sidney: I've got
a better idea...-puts Tengen Toppa Gurren Lagann episodes in DVD
player- Creepy Spiral guy! I have something to show you! SF: -sees
screen- SPIRALS! -starts watching intently- Spiral
energy...drills....spiral....-drools- Spidey: Ok, my
first thought is Ash, but he's never going to be in a movie again,
and has awesome comics to carry on his name; Freddy's movies have
deterriorated since the first one; Norman and Hannibal have books to
survive in...I guess I'll say, Jason, because he has a movie coming
up and i actually have high hopes for it...my cynical side is angry
at me for this. Ash: So I'm a
captain now? Cool. Good to know one culture out there respects my
rank as captain... Freddy: I don't
even know who she is. And no. Just for trying to bribe me you're
going to have nightmares about a world without yaoi...yes, I know all
about your yaoi obsession; it's pretty damned creepy for a GUY to be
yaoi obsessed, don't you think? Ash: Do you want
to be dismembered with a rusty chainsaw as a teenager? Spidey:
Must...resist...killing...urges....-twitches- Ash: My final
smash would be jumping on to a shopping cart, gunning someone down,
then saying "Hail to the king, baby," and make out with
some random babe... Hannibal: Mine
would be cutting my opponents head open and eating part of their
brain... Jason: I'd
machete them to death...or axe them to death....or crush their skull
with my bare hands....ya know, whatever works. Michael: My
final smash would be having Rainbow Flower kill them for me... Gomez: My final
smash...I would yell 'enguard' and rush at them, with fire in my
heart, becoming an unSTOPABLE swordsman, fighting for honor...and
love...-makes out with Morticia- Spidey: Ok,
seriously, am I going to have to put a wall between them or
something? Linoge: my taunt
would be telling them their deepest, darkest secrets. I wouldn't need
anything else; they'd be driven to suicide by that alone...and if
that didn't work, my Z-grab would be taking over their minds and
making them kill themselves. Spidey: Oh! I
remember that episode! It was the first one I saw. And no, he won't
be joining us, but if it makes you feel better... -summons random
voice from that episode- Ok, when the voice says scream, scream! Random voice:
Scream. Children:
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! Spidey: heh!
this is fun... Voice: Scream. Everyone:
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! Spidey: Heh heh,
this must be one of those gags that won't get old after hearing it
millions of times. NEXT QUESTION! Skullblade Dracula: Yeah,
sure whatever. -throws skullblade a chainsaw- Go play with
that...-busy reading Icha Icha- Orochimaru: My
name is Orochimaru, you killed my father, prepare to... OH GOD! GET
IT OFF! MY MOTHER WAS RIGHT! I'M NO MATCH FOR THAT GODLESS KILLING
MACHINE! -stops talking as Riki is now biting into his throat- Jason: Cool!
You're the best friend ever! -catches rocket- My real dad never took
me out to play ca...-is blown up- Sakura:...ok,
you do that, I'll go plan your intervention. See you soon!
Wait...isn't Willow a lesbian now? Buffy too, actually, since she got
freaky with another girl in the comics. Spidey: I shall!
But I have so many things to update, and my brain isn't working with
me... Gomez: At last,
I have finally discovered a worthy opponent! -dramatic fencing
stance- Engard! Spidey: Damn it,
I knew I should have hidden it behind the picture of Orochimaru
naked...noone would want to go near that. SD: -flying
acrossed room- SPIRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaal
-disappears into the shadows- Cthutlu:
-singing and dancing naked in the shower, oblivious to the fact that
he's being watched- Ya don't have to be cool, to rule my world, I
just want your extra time, and you... -sees Ed- TURN THAT DAMNED
LIGHT OFF BEFORE I KILL YOUR PERVERTED LITTLE PUNK A$S! Spidey:
-shielding his eyes- DO WHAT THE EMBODIED EVIL SAYS! IT BURNS MY
EYES! And no, I did not know that, why? Enaku: 1 4M 73H
1337 N1NJ4! Spidey: -hides
chainsaw- That can't be good....-backs slowly away from Enaku- NEXT
QUESTION! Erin
Nightshade Hannibal: Of course I'll have sex with you. It's
always been a dream of mine. Hannibal: Well,
best you be getting in the closet then; Clarice is getting
impatient... Michael: Yay!
Now my girlfriend is a body guard... Jason: Mercy?
What does that world mean? Freddy: OK!
-doesn't pick up on the subtext- Pinhead: I'M
GOING TO DISNEY LAND! -puts on mickey mouse cap and jumps into bus- Spidey: Throwing
them to horny fangirls. -throws Freddy into a HUGE horde of fangirls-
Suprising how many fangirls the disfigured pedofile has... Freddy:
HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEALP! Spidey: -waves-
have fun! Next Question! crunchygirl89 OMG! Ash, Jason, Michael, Freddy, Sakura, Jigsaw, Michael
Jorden, Kakashi, Ill be back!! Ash: They
already made it. Well, in comic form anyway. Spidey still hasn't read
it though. Spidey: IS IT MY
FAULT THAT THERE ARE NO COMIC BOOK STORES IN MY HOMETOWN? -cries
dramatically- Jason: I was
born that way...and years of wearing that mask and occasionally
getting stabbed in the face or axed to the head by surviving
teenagers didn't help much... Michael: Yay!
Now I have THREE girlfriends! Freddy: 18. And
no, that's disgusting even for me. Sakura:
Whatever. Jigsaw: Thank
you. Kakashi:
-running from crazy girl with machete- I was putting him out of his
misery! He would have died soon anyway.... Spidey: Sai,
hook the lady up with some perverted fanart! Next Question! view of the beautiful sea whoa.
it's been a while. (this is i'm just a girl playing guitar,
or freddy: oh,
don't worry about it. i'm sure no one else knows. *video taping jason: are you mad about the remake of friday the
thirteenth? sweeney todd: i have your child. he acts just like
you. Spidey: IZUKO!
YOU'RE ALIVE! -glomps- Freddy: That's a
relief... Jason: No;
though I'm concerned that they could very well make me the villain
instead of my mother. I'm glad to be in another movie again though;
especially one that isn't total crap like Jason X... Sweeney: Really?
Excuse me for a moment. -runs away screaming- AAAAAAAAAAAH! Spidey: Don't
worry, he'll be back. Sweeney: -runs
past them travelling in the opposite direction- AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! Spidey: I'm sure
he'll be thrilled when he's done freaking out. Next Question! diamondkat12 Sasuke: -nods-
Yes ma'am. Orochimaru:
-grins- You wanna see my snake, eh? -grins mischeviously....then
pulls out a snake- Here you go. -snake attacks Kat- Problem is, my
nin-snakes are trained to kill anyone that isn't me. Wishmaster: They
tried that; it didn't work. I can choose not to grant wishes you
know. Spidey: Not to
mention I want him to remain here so he can answer questions. Due to
the outbreak of emo-glitch, I'm going to end the chapter here so I
can post it on the day the glitch either dies, or I click refresh
enough times to get my story up. Freddy: Why? Spidey: Cause
the fans have waited long enough, and I'll be DAMNED if ANYTHING is
going to stop me from delivering on another chapter! Hannibal, the
threat of the day... Hannibal: No
point. Spidey: Why? Hannibal: need i
remind you that the review window doesn't have a refresh icon, thus
making them unable to simply click refrest until the window appears? Spidey:
Thats...a good point. But still, I expect reviews as soon as the
glitch is gone. Everyone:
REVIEW...when you can.
characters...yet I didn't see any jokes about Naruto
himself..oh well, Anyway,
I'll go hunt down my old questions.
To Michael: You know, I've heard of
you but never much about you...what's
your origin story?
Freddy: Have
you even lost yours?
To Jigsaw: I can haz cheezburger?
To Ash:
Who the hell wears a rubber cup?
(That was in response to Chapter
17)
(Just change it to the main characters...like Ash,
Hannibal, whoever)
from America and you could pick
half of them to save, who would you save?
thoughts
on this?
world?
accept
bribes...?? I'd like a favor.
(In response to Chapter 10)
play FF8-
My question to Ash: Were you ever dropped on
your head as a baby?
be? And what would your final
smashes do?
Candlejack when he
-walks
back in- Hinata will be harming me as soon as she gets
dressed.
-reads Dracula's Sex Ed response- ...You are the greatest
father ever.
Orochimaru: -summons Riki-Tiki-Tavi-
Ed: -launches
a rocket at Jason-
Spidey: Both!
Sakura: Her name is Willow,
she's from Buffy. And she's also a powerful witch
who's girlfriend
and her may actually kill me! Not to mention her
Werewolf
ex-boyfriend(Played by Seth Green)! Isn't stalking
fun?
Spidey: Before peddling, update! I will attempt the
same!
Morticia: Probably not.
Gomez: -throws Earl at him- He
can fence, and being a vampire, won't die if
you stab him! Earl:
...Damn you, Skullblade. You threw me in an ask fic...
Spidey: I
knew where that window led. Also, a Sai fanart painting of Hinata
is
not a good hiding place. Speaking of which, she should be just
about
dressed now... See ya! -runs-
Ed: -slaps SD across the
room- And on your left, we have the scariest thing
to ever exist!
-points at Cthulu in the shower-
-Ryumura jumps down from
ceiling-Ryumura: Hi! Did you know fainting can
activate his l337
mode?
Enaku: -faints-
I love you so much!
Michael:
You're my new bestest hottest friend ever! And I love you so
much.
*protects Michael from anyone who wants to harm him*
Jason:
That's exactly what I mean. Show no mercy.
Freddy: I have so many
pictures of you...you were hot in all of them. I get
bored in my
sleep, mind fixing that for me? *smiles*
Pinhead: Now that I have
freed you from your box, what do you plan to do
next?
Spidey:
What is your favorite way to torture these characters?
Did
you know they were going to make freddy vs jason vs ash?
Your
super hot and cool!! How did your face get deformed?
When
i saw you as a kid on one of those movies of halloween, You looked
hot!!
*Kisses*
How old was you when you met
loretta?
Did you ever plan raping your daughter? Just
asking...
Your cool..NOT! JK
If
you on here
I think you the coolest game killing person.
OMG!!
I liked that song you sang when you was a kid and
young adult
(Never can say goodbye)
I hate you
becuz you killed Kakuzu!! *Takes jason machete* Ill give it back
to
you jason i just need to do some buisness...*Chases kakashi with
machete*
izuko-chan. i'm fickle with my screennames)
it
secretly*
Sasuke: Actually it is. Thanks for noticing.
-makes army of fangirls
dissappear. laughs mischeviously- I always
knew you had a phobia of fangirls.
In exchange for not setting
them on you, I want you to start planning to turn
on Madara as
soon as possible.
Orochimaru: I want a pet snake. Will you give me
a well trained nin-snake?
Wishmaster: You think you're so smart,
don't you? I wish you back into your
crystal for all eternity.
Escape that.
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