POLICE ACADEMY
Chapter One
Larvell Jones was a big prankster and also had the gift of making weird noises of all kinds, right now he had just got out of jail for disturbing the peace of making a lion's roar. And he was back on the streets ready to do something again. He went around a street with his little microphone and made the noise of a beep. The made a louder beep noise and another louder beep noise, in one house Mr. and Mrs. Fackler slept.
"Did you hear that noise" said Mr. Fackler.
"No go to sleep" said Mrs. Fackler there was an even louder beep noise now
"I swear did you hear that.." said Mr. fickler.
"No for the last time no" said Mrs. Fackler when the loudest beep noise yet was made. Mr. Fackler screamed like a girl while Mrs. Fackler screamed normal,
The beep noise went on for a little while until it stopped. Mr. and Mrs. Fackler finally fell asleep again, Jones walked over to there house and went to there window.
"Mr. and Mrs. whoever you arrrrrre" said Jones.
Mr. Fackler woke up again "What was that” said Mr. Fackler.
"It was nothing get back to sleep" said Mrs. Fackler.
"Mr. Fackler I have come to you from beyond the graaaaaveee" said Jones.
"Please don't hurt me" said Mr. Fackler when out of the shadows appeared grandma, "grandma was that you" said Mr. Fackler.
"Yes it is I came beyond to from some potato and graaaavee would you like some" said Grandma.
"No I would not like some...get to bed" said Mr. Fackler leading her out of the room, Mr. Fackler went back to his bed and turned to face the window. He saw the shadow of Jones outside of the window.
"Jones you are going to diiiiiiee toniiight" said Jones.
Mr. Fackler went all pale and mumbled "Please no" and while outside a cop came up behind Jones.
"Well well well Jones snooping around making your weirdo sounds again" said the cop leading him to his cop car. Jones made a fart noise and the cop looked at him.
"Deputy Marcus now save it for home now will ya" said Jones, "Get in the car you insolent little prick" said the cop and Jones did and the cop got in the front and Jones made a wet fart noise.
"Oh come on deputy that was bad" said Jones.
"I swear Jones if you don't cut that out I’m gonna cut open our belly and eat your insides" said the cop.
Larvell Jones's Big mistake
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