ROBIN'S REVENGE ARMY
Author’s note: a crossover with Sailor Moon
“I’ve been thinking” L.C announced looking up from her book to the other RRA sisters all who were in various positions reading.
“Uh-oh we’re doomed” Josie said shutting her book. “I would like to be buried with my Noughts and Crosses series please”
L.C rolled her eyes. “Be serious, anyway-”
“I was being serious!”
“ANYWAY! I’ve decided that I’m sick of being the only one who knows about anime and manga, so I’m now going to take you on a tour of different fandoms” L.C declared.
“All right” Deannie shrugged. “I was getting bored anyway”
“Erm....L.C tends to get really insane ideas from her anime. Remember the teddy bear army?” the girls shuddered but then went starry eyed at the memory of the cuteness....and then they remembered how vicious the teddies were and shuddered again. “Do you really think we should encourage it?” Lolly asked.
“Should we encourage Maple to create even more torture in the name of science?” Deannie shot back. “Come on, it’s not going to do us any harm”
“Yay!” L.C said. “I thought we would do Sailor Moon first, since some of you already know that one”
“Fighting evil by moonlight, winning love by daylight, never running from a real fight, she is the one named Sailor Moon” the girls sang as they ran into the console room.
SMSMSMSMSMSMSMSMSMSM
Sailor Moon was just about the moon dust the youma when suddenly a purple box landed on top of it, squashing it to death and causing her fellow sailor scouts to scream in horror as green slime splattered all over them. The door opened and several girls dressed in jeans came out.
“L.C you landed on someone again!” Paula shouted in shock.
“And she’s the one that gets to drive? Unfair” Maple pouted.
“Life generally isn’t” L.C said. “And don’t go pretending that you haven’t been overriding my system. I still haven’t worked out how you got past the lava”
Maple merely smirked and turned round to face the scouts. “Hello, we’re the RRA and you must be the sailor scouts”
The sailor scouts nodded dumbly.
“Sailor Moon, also known as Usagi” L.C said introducing a gobsmacked tiny blonde who was wearing pink, blue and white costume. “Sailor Mercury is Ami, local genius” Ami was a blue haired girl in matching blue costume that looked like she wanted to run away. “Sailor Mars is Rei who’s a bit of a bitch-”
“Excuse me?!”
“Makoto is Sailor Jupiter, Minako is Venus, Haruka is Uranus, Hotaru is Saturn, Michiru is Neptune and last but not least Setsuna is Pluto” L.C said hurriedly as she ignored Rei’s shouts and the small pink haired girl.
“That’s not their names!” Zebbie exclaimed.
“Yes it is” Haruka said glaring. The RRA glared back un-intimidated though slightly impressed, Haruka would make a wonderful addition to the group.
“It’s their Japanese names, you know them better as Serena, Amy, Raye, Lita, Mina, Amara, Michelle, Hotaru and Trista” L.C explained. “Tuxedo Mask, is known as Tuxedo Kamen or Mamoru instead of Darien”
“And the pink sprog?” Cee asked disliking Chibi-Usa’s hair.
“Chibi-Usa, Sailor Mini-Moon, Rini, pain in the arse who fancies her father”
“EW!”
“I reckon we should teach her a lesson, after all she was constantly spiteful to Serena” Deannie said glaring at the little brat who edged away from the RRA.
“I just want to get rid off that awful hair” Cee said.
“LET’S GET HER!”
Within an hour the sailor scouts were nursing their wounds received by the RRA while Chibi-Usa was hanging upside down on a tree with a dark brown Mohawk looking disgusted as Paula finished reading the Boeism bible to her. The other girls had gotten bored after they pulled every hair off Chibi-Usa’s legs with tweezers and glued her feet together with glitter glue so they had decided to leave Paula to do the sex education using Jack Harkness’ work. Meanwhile Zebbie and L.C had gotten into a tug of war fight involving Tuxedo Mask.
“My Tuxedo Mask!”
“No, my Tuxedo Mask!”
“Mine!”
“Mine!”
“Oh come on Zebbie! You can have his best friend, Andrew or Motoki or whatever he goes by these days!”
“Why don’t you?”
“Because Tuxedo Mask is sexier, he reminds me a lot of Jesse!”
“Same here!”
“Ooh, could we have a three-way share on him too?” Voldy said interrupting the argument. The other two exchanged looks and shrugged both letting go of Tuxedo Mask who fell in a puddle of mud they hugged.
“Let’s share him!” they declared in a cheerful unison.
“Mamo-Chan! Are you all right?” Usagi asked running to her abused boyfriend.
The next few days were spent fighting creepy perverted, Jack’s type, monsters while tormenting Usagi’s little brother, teacher, friends and boyfriend. They had also been teaching sweet cry-baby Usagi to be tougher and more violent, to their pleasure she had slapped Rei and beat the crap out of one of the monsters. Eventually they got bored, especially when Zara scared off Pegasus with her constant glittering.
“ let me keep her!” L.C begged looking up with puppy-eyes. “I promise I’ll feed her, cuddle her, and empty her litter and so on”
“L.C you can’t just steal someone’s cat” Tvnut said sternly as Josie gently took Luna out of L.C’s arms and gave her back to Usagi. “Especially an annoying nagging one who’ll never shut up unless we gag her”
“Well I never!” Luna huffed.
“Come on L.C show us another Anime/Manga world before we end up having all the cats trying to scratch our eyes out” Lollzie said before whipping around to face Deannie. “And put Artemis down Deannie! He maybe less of a nag compared to Luna but he’s still not our talking cat!”
“Bugger” Deannie grumbled dropping the white cat.
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